Friday, May 23, 2003. 5:25PM
All right, see, I'm having this conversation with a Vietnamese friend of mine, and I'm trying to tell her that gooks are Vietnamese, Chinks are the Chinese, and slopes are any one of the greasy yellow motherfuckers. She disagrees, claiming that they're all generic names for Asians. Now, I'm not going to lie to you, it gets pretty heated, and eventually she says "Danny, you're a rasict mother fucker." I say "Shut your hole, Wing Chong, I have a degree in bigotry from the university of suck my balls." She hit me.
If anything I say offends you, please, feel free to mail me.
And fuck off. I'll write more when I damn well feel like it.